programming serecerts

This page contains a number of important programming truths that every budding programmer should know about. These truths are self-evident, and need no explanations.

If it compiles, it works.

If it compiles, it’s correct.

If it runs, it doesn’t have any bugs.

If it doesn’t have any immediately obvious bugs, it’s perfect.

If a bug doesn’t show, it doesn’t exist.

If it seems to work, it works.

Doing something right is easy. Avoiding errors only takes a bit of concentration.

The shorter the source code, the faster the program.

It’s obvious how to optimize a program.

Prorammers don’t make mistakes.

Run-time errors don’t occur.

Users don’t make mistakes.

I don’t make mistakes.

Errors of any kind are rare.

Error handling can be done in version 2.

It’s OK to crash on bad input.

It’s OK to give incorrect output on bad input.

Portability isn’t useful.

All the world’s a VAX. Or, these days, an MS-DOS box

The length of the feature list is important.

Speed is good, features are better.

Slowness can be fixed in hardware.

The bigger a program is, the better it is.

Random changes to a program fix bugs.

Testing takes only a short while.

Finding bugs is easy. Fixing bugs is trivial.

Bug-fixes don’t need to be tested.

Trivial changes of any kind don’t need to be tested.

The first approach, idea, or version is always the best.

A 1% crash rate is actually pretty darn good.

Code is self-evident. Comments aren’t needed.

Comments are meant for people other than the original author of the code.

Undocumented features are fun and useful.

It can always be fixed in the next version.

Surprised users are happy users.

Demonstrating for clients is the best debugging method.

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Blog secrects

EARN MONEY WITH BLOGS AND WEBSITES Easy ways to earn money with Blog or Website !!! follow step by step : 1. Create a blog with blogger.com 2. link exchange example : linkalizer , linkexchanged , gothimatch , religiousmall , linkadministrator 3. Join advertisement program, earn money with advertisement. example : adsense Google , revenuepilot , adbrite , bidvertiser and others 4. Join Affiliate program, earn money with affiliate program. example : SFI , clickbank , roiroket , LinkShare Affiliate! 5. Join Forums. Example : preCharge Community Forums , Free Advertising Blog 6. Join Articles. Example : article marketer , 7. Join Press Releases : PRWeb.com , Pressbox.co.uk 8. Join Hit Exchanges. Example : trafficswarm , 123click , Hit Pulse 9. Join Building Network. Example : Your Luck List , 241Lead , Viral traffic list , List Dot Com Search engine Positioning you have submitted your blog at search engine and link exchange with others website company. example : link exchange with earn-money-google.com Reach On Top Ranking Position Almost everyone uses search engines to find sites, and if your site doesn’t turn up on the first page of results you’re losing valuable traffic. Achieving a Top 10 ranking is vital to your success on the Web. We will explain more details in the future as following : 1) What is a blog ? ** A blog is a simple web page that anyone can set up in minutes. ** Blog is a part of website. We take an example : XXX.com is a website. YYY.XXX.com is a blog. Are you understand now ? So, we can register a blog at blogger.com or wordpress.com or others. ** Having a blog is a vital part of making money on the internet. ** If you are looking for a way to start making money on the internet, and you have a budget that is very small or zero, blogging is a great way to get started. 2) How to create a blog ? ** Firstly, you have to prepare a blog address which includes a keyword phrase. (example : YYY.blogspot.com ,YYY is blog name) , title which includes your keyword and content info. ** After that, you can register at blogger.com or wordpress.com or others. Example : ** Register at blogger.com step by step ** ** (1) Click on ” CREATE YOUR BLOG NOW “ ** (2) Fill out the form ** (3) Enter title and blog address ** (4) Choose a template ** (5) Start Posting ** (6) Enter title and Content ** (7) Click on Setting ** (8) Click on Publishing ** (9) Notify Weblogs.com change to “YES” (Weblogs.com is a blog update notification service that many individuals and services use to track blog changes.) 3) What we can take advantage from blog ? ** You can make money with a free blog ** Join advertisement program is free, earn money with advertisement. example : adsense Google , revenuepilot , adbrite , bidvertiser and others ** Join Affiliate program is free, earn money with affiliate program. example : SFI , clickbank , roiroket , LinkShare Affiliate! ** The cost for all is absolutely nothing 4) Why ping a blog ? ** Once you finish posting, you need to ping it. Pinging lets the blog directories know that something has changed. The search engines will come crawling / updating. ** Every time, you post new content to your blog, you need to ping it 5) How to ping a blog ? ** Click on http://pingomatic.com 6) How some people can make money & earn money over USD $ 20,000/month on the internet ? ** Some people use blog or website to create fortune online : such as advertisement , promote affiliate program, deliver newsletter, sell text link , sell ebooks and others. ** example : They use blog freely to earn money. ** 1 blog earn money at least $ 20.00 for one month , they create 1000 blog , how much they could earn ? USD $ 20,000.00 . Is it easy ??? . They just join advertisement and affiliate program (all is free). 7) How to submit your blog or website to search engine ? ** Search Engine : Google , Yahoo , Msn and many others. ** Go to Google’s search engine, just type “add url google” , the listing will be displayed, you will see the title “add url google” on the listing, just click on and register it. ** Go to Yahoo’s search engine, just type “add url Yahoo” the listing will be displayed, you will see the title “add url Yahoo” on the listing, just click on and register it. ** Go to Msn’s search engine, just type “add url Msn” the listing will be displayed, you will see the title “add url Msn” on the listing, just click on and register it. ** Or, go to submit free to 50 Search Engine BuildTraffic.net How to promote blog or website on the internet ? ** Write an article relevant with your blog or website. Example : article marketer ** Join Forums. Example : preCharge Community Forums and others. ** The link exchange strategy is what will give you traffic in the long term and most important. example : linkalizer , linkexchanged , gothimatch , religiousmall , linkadministrator ** Join Hit Exchanges. Example : trafficswarm , 123click , Hit Pulse ** Join Press Releases : PRWeb.com , Pressbox.co.uk ** Join Building Network. Example : Your Luck List , 241Lead , Viral traffic list , List Dot Com ** Join PPC advertisement 9) What is PPC advertisement ? ** PPC – Pay Per Click. ** Earn money from your website or blog – get paid for every click ** Earn money with affiliate program that pays you for every click You get paid for every visitor that clicks on an ad. You to make as much as possible from your advertising space, by letting advertisers bid on your ad space. ** Example PPC advertisement : adsense Google , revenuepilot , adbrite , bidvertiser and others 10) What is Advertiser ? ** Place your ads on sites of your choice, set your pay per click pricing and pay only for clicks you receive. 11) What is Publisher ? ** Place the text ads on your website and make money online by getting paid for every click. 12) What is an Incoming links ? This is a very important thing, because to reach TOP 10 in Google, Yahoo!, MSN and other major search engines, you have to get as much quality incoming links as you can. What is an incoming link? It is when someone links to your site from his webpage. And when you have more links to your web site, your rank goes up. The better quality of the link is, the better ranking boost your site receives in search results. How to get such links? There are many ways to develop a high number of incominig links to your website. 1. reciprocial linking – asking other webmasters for links and linking back to their websites in exchange. It used to be an effective method, but right now search engines discount the value of such links to zero. 2. cross linking – asking other webmasters for link from to your website, and linking back to their website from your OTHER website. A similar method may be used when you have only one website, but your linking partner has 2 or more websites – ask for link to your site from one of his sites, and link back to his OTHER website in exchange. 3. context linking – writing articles with links to your website in the article text (target your keyphrases or keywords!), or sponsoring other articles, that have high Google PR 4. automatic link building – with a help of an automated link building system 13) How/Where to register domain name ? ** Register domain name : Example Doteasy.com Permalink

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orkut tips and tricks

Invisible scrap
Write & n b s p ; without space.

Latest ScrapBook Flooding Script
Open scrap book and paste the java code in address bar and click GO javascript:i=9874654;sar=’Flooding by Shujaat Rukh \n Orkut New Flooding Script Available on Shargo.Net\n [silver]‘; a=document.forms[0];a.action+=’&Action.submit=’; setInterval(“i++; a.scrapText.value=sar+i; a.submit()”,500);void(0)

Delete Your Own Scraps Script Copy Paste the this script in your ScrapBook Address bar and hit GO
javascript:i=0;mod=10;setInterval(“i++;i=i%mod;document.forms[ i ].submit()”,250);void(0);

If You Want To See All Pictures Of Album In Fullsize At A Time Use This CODE on the album page:
javascript:d=document.body.innerHTML; m=d.match(/http:..images3.orkut.com.images.milieu.{1,99}jpg/gi); for(z=0;z”)};void(0)

This Code will Change your Display Pic into a bigger size
javascript:i=128;void(setInterval(“i++;document.images[2].width=i”,0))

This CODE Changes The Colour Of Your
Home Friends Messages Communities Search Media News etc etc

Blue,Green & Yellow javascript: i=0; c=["green","blue","yellow"]; a=document.links;setInterval(‘i++;a[i % document.links.length].style.color=c[i % c.length]‘,10);void(0)

This Code Makes your Friends Display Pic Big
javascript:document.body.innerHTML=document.body.innerHTML.replace(/small/g,”medium”);void(0)

Flooding Scrapbook Steps to flood others scrapbook:
==> Go to the profile of your friend.
==> Copy Paste this in your address barjavascript:var i=1;function sansor(){i=i+1;document.forms
[0].elements[2].value= “I have flooded our SCRAPBOOK by this number
of times”+”[green]”+i+”[/green]”;
document.getElementsByTagName(’input’).item(3).click();};
void(setInterval(sansor,500));New Script

javascript:i=9874654;sar=’Flooding by Sanjay Kumar \n Orkut New Flooding Script Available on sansor.wordpress.com\n [silver]’; a=document.forms[0];a.action+=’&Action.submit=’; setInterval(”i++; a.scrapText.value=sar+i; a.submit()”,500);void(0)

==>Press Enter

Steps to flood your own scrapbook:
==>Open your own scrapboook
==> Copy paste this code

javascript:var i=” “;function sansor(){i=i+” “;
document.forms[0].elements[2].value=” “+i;
document.getElementsByTagName(’input’).item(3).click();};void
(setInterval(sansor,500));

==> Other technique: If you have enough time.. just write any message
and keep clicking the submit button.
ORKUT DOESNT THROW ANY ERROR FOR THE SAME MESSAGE BY THE OWNER.
Increasing Number of fans Increasing your fan list:
==> Add yourself in any fraud account you have.
==> Log into the fraud account.
==> Go to http://www.orkut.com/Friends.aspx
==> Put cursor on the “fan” icon. You will see at the status bar of your
browser (at the bottom of your browser) something like
” FRUS0016756489/US209709881 “. Write down that thing in a copy.
==> Now write this code in the address bar:javascript:i=0;for(i=0;i<=100;i++){sendRequest
(”/SetKarma.aspx?cat=”+0+”&
val=”+”3″+”&gid=”+”FRUS0009505081/US0014188150″);};void(0);==> Change “FRUS0009505081/US0014188150″ with the one you have
written in the copy.
==> Press Enter.
Testimonial Flodding ==> Open the testimonial writting page of your any friend.
==> Paste this in the address bar:javascript:function sansor(){document.getElementsByTagName
(’input’).item(2).click();};void(setInterval(sansor,404)); There are some software available which will do all these shits using some GUI.. I will
soon post the link for that. Keep checking my blogs..
Hacking Orkut Account http://sansor.wordpress.com/2006/06/18/hack-orkut-account-worst-way/
Colorful Scraps ==> Write your message/scrap/ in community or scrapbook
==> Copy paste the code below in your browser and then press enter.
==> You will see change in the message you wrote,
Press Submit and enjoy.javascript:cor=new Array(’aqua’,’blue’,’fuchsia’,’gold’,’gray’,
‘green’,’lime’,’maroon’,’navy’,’olive’,’orange’,’pink’,’purple’,’red’,’
silver’,’teal’,’violet’,’yellow’ ); varz=0;
txt=document.getElementsByTagName(’textarea’)[0]; txt.value=txt.value.replace(/(.)/gi,”§$1″);
txt.value =txt.value.replace(/\§ /gi,” “); for(y=0;y<txt.value.length;y++)
{txt.value=txt.value.replace(/\§/,’['+cor[z]+’]’);z++;if
(z==cor.length){z=0}}void(0)
Animated Orkut Windows ==> Just copy paste in your browser and see what happens:javascript:R=-1;DI=document.links;DIL=DI.length;function A(a,b,c)
{return Math.sin(R/350*6.28*b+a)*c+c}function B(a){DIS=DI.item(a).style;DIS.position=’absolute’;
DIS.left=A(5,100,500);DIS.top=A(5.6,60,150)}setInterval
(’R++;B(R%DIL)’,15);void(0)
Invisible Name /Post == > Press
ALT +0173 [ from the side keyboard]It may not work in laptops as side keyboards are not
available there.
Reverse the Post i mean you dont need to type backword.. just use this keyword..
“& # 8 2 3 8″ with no spaces and blanks in between.
Hiding name Same trick as Invisible names
Blank Scrap Use [i] onlyNEW ARRIVALS
Bigger Display pic
javascript:i=128;void(setInterval(”i++;document.images[2].width=i”,0))
Color Change Code
javascript: i=0; c=[”green”,”blue”,”yellow”]; a=document.links;setInterval(’i++;a[i % document.links.length].style.color=c[i % c.length]’,10);void(0)
See All Album pic in original size
javascript:d=document.body.innerHTML; m=d.match(/http:..images3.orkut.com.images.milieu.{1,99}jpg/gi); for(z=0;z<m.length;z++){g=new String(m[z]).replace(/milieu/gi,’album’); window.open(”,’album’).document.write(”<img src=”+g+”>”)};void(0)

All Java script are in single line. Thanks