NEW SMS AND JOKES

April 5, 2007

1.When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them… they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!

2. 111111111111112222222222222233333333333333
444444444444445555555555555566666666666666
777777777777778888888888888899999999999999
Ad each row with EACH OTHER,what ever the TOTAL comes,
That much HOW I NEED U,I THINK BOUT U, n I LOVE U…!!!
n HOPE U FEEL THE SAME…!!!

3.Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U…..Not bcoz they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice….!!!**Good morning**

4.Hum aapke ghar zaroor aayenge,Har pal aayenge,Har waqt aayenge,Har ghante aayenge,Din-raat aayenge,Aur ghanti bajakar bhaag jayenge….

5.1-4-3 Numerically saying I Miss You but what if I ask u 2-3-4-2-3 same as Do You miss me too hope u answer me 3-1-2 Yes I Do….

6.Never blame a day in ur life…Good Days Give u happiness..Bad days give u Experience…Both are essential in life…!!! All are Gods blessings!!!…Have a nice day..

7.Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega,MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega….Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega…

8.Mausam ki nazakat hai,Hasraton ne pukara hai..Kaise kahe ki kitna miss karte hain Aap ko,Yeh SMS usi yaad ka ek ishara hai.

9.If a smile could be a rain drop i would wish that it keeps raining throughout ur life so that there may be no place for tears in ur life.

10.Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log ruk-2 ke karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,

tab jaakar hota hai….

unka…

Mobile Charge…!

1.kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?

2.aansu mein naa dhundhna hame,hum tumhe aankhon mein mil jaayenge,tamanna ho agar milne ki to band aankhon se bhi nazar aaenge.

3.Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi…!!!will make u smile …Good Morning….

4.Hey listen….two people were asking me about u, I gave them ur address and cell no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r Joy n Happiness.

5.Without ur SMS days are like- MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!!!

6.I wish Moon always be full & bright and U always be cool & right.Whenever U go to switch off the light,Remember that I m wishing U Good Night…!!!!

7.If U like me ya hate me both is advantageous & beneficial to me!!!Bcoz if u like me Ill be in ur heart & if U hate me Ill be in ur mind….

8.Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot…. Good Morning..

9.Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,Teri har baato par aitbar karenge. Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge…

10.U r the reason why I have sleepless nihgts,U r the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.U r the reason I cant sleep without saying Good Night…..
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Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.Hum to na ishq karte hain,Na mohobbat karte hain bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!.

Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le chai, then call me up and say HI

Government of INDIA has introduced a new rule…Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha KUCH NAHI TUMAHRI SHAKAL YAAD AAGAYI

Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge….

Night is longer than day for those who DREAM,
and day is longer than night for those who make their
DREAMS COME TRUE….
Wish you Good Night and Sweet Dreams!

SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY….Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You…..Have A wonderful day….

How Much Love In Your Heart….? CHOOOOOSE… 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer) Regards !!!!!

My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
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_o/’ Pleasant
‘l Morning!
./L
CHEER up and REJOICE
Coz every new day brings new Life….
new blessings….
new hope!

Have a nice day! GUD-MORNING!

If i could pull down the rainbow,
i would write ur name on it and put
it back in the sky 2 let everybody know how
colourful my life is with a frd like u.

Khush to bahu hoge tum ki forward karne k liye ek SMS mil gaya..!! magar ab kya karoge jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…!!! ha..ha..ha

A friend is never a coincidence in your life they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us…

The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward…….. BEST WISHES

A Morning is a wonderful blessing,Either stormy or Sunny,It stands for hope,Giving us another start of what we call ……GooD MoRnInG….have A nice dAy.

Hi Good Morning…!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein teri tasvir nazar aati hai,Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai…

Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing….
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The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated…

hearts change,i know they do… but this heart will always belong to u…hearts hurt, i know they do… but this heart hurts more without you….

I opened my wallet And find it empty, Reach in my pocket And found few coins, Search my heart & found U n Our friendship, Then I realized How rich I am ..

I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But…Take… 3 Seconds to think of me
1… …
2… …
3………………

So Sweet. now continue ur work..
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: “HIJKLMNO”!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY: You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet.

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don’t bite any.

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
ELLEN: I is …
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, “I am.”
ELLEN: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
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March 30, 2007



:: Very Huge List Of Popular Sms :::

March 28, 2007

:: Very Huge List Of Popular Sms :::

Tere bistar par makdee lage.. Tere room mei muchchar phire.. Raat ko light chali jaye.. Puri raat garmi lage.. Tere sapne mein bhoot aaye.. Chal so jaa. Have a.. GOOD NIGHT
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Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I’m too Good, Accept it!
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***SEASON DHAMAKA***
Send ur girlfriend 2 me & get a child FREE
HURRY!! 1st ten entries will get Twins.
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Aaj

Raat

Theek

12

Baje

ke

baad

1 bejega!!
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I really need U.

I’m totally mad about U.

I just wanna be with U.

I’m very desperate for U.

I’m crazy 4 U.

I wanna marry U.

I LOVE U.

Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai
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Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, ‘N’ I know I’ve made ONE, that’s . . . YOU !!
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SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U’ll enjoy it! I’ll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep
E-Eat
X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u
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Knock knock…

Any1 there?

Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u…

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( ‘(‘ ) ,@@@
=(,,)=(“‘)@@@
(“”),,,(“”) “@@
Roses specialy 4u…
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Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
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Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you… I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow and I’d be hugging you
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When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u’re the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
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A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.
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aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU’Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!
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Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt’s why ì’m höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go
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If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.
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i håtê Smî|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î’M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î’ll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í’Vé tó SaY gooDbYê…
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Aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki main…

tumhe..

kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar..

sabke samne…

ek…

k

ki

kis

kiss

kissa sunau Ramayan wala.
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Without LOVE, dayz are “Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday”. So fall in Love… Happy Valentine’s Week.
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One day Friendship & Love met one-another. Love asked Friendship -”Why do U exist if I’m there?” So Friendship said -”To give a Smile to those eyes in which U leave Tears.”
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Love?
Its when U steal tears & still care for Her.
Its when She ignores U & U still Love Her.
Its when She begins to Love another & U still Smile.
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Roses 4 u-Rs.10
Cards 4 u-Rs.25
Movie 4 u-Rs.99
Lunch 4 u-Rs.250
but a friend like u – PRICELESS!

Abey ped pe mat chadh. Priceless yane “BHANGAAR”.
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if
u
need
ADVICE

MSG ME

if
u
need
a FRIEND

CALL ME

if
u
need
HELP

E-MAIL ME

if
u
need
MONEY
The number u dailed is not in service pls don’t try again
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What does true friendship mean 2 me?
U cry & Icry,
Ur sad n’ I’m sad,
Ur laughing n’ I’m laughing,
U jump out of the window…..
I LOOK DOWN!
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The night is dark, the moon is high, i stop my car, u ask why? I come close 2 u, u feel shy, I tell u those 3 words…….

……..i La Punture
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A Rose…
/,) ,-,’),
======/==:’, ‘(@)
‘0 ‘-’; )’
eXclusively
for a nice
person
l!ke U!!

From an even NICER person like me !
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Zindagi mein jo cheeze aasani se milti hai…

PAISA

Jo mushkil se mile…

KHUSHI

Aur jo sirf bade nasib wale ko hi mile…

?

?

?

?APUN KA sms
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Do u know who wud always b der 4 u wenever u need a friend?
___ ___ _____
| V | ___|
| Try2StopME__|
|__|__| _|______|

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The 1st time we kissed, I closed my eyes, She closed her eyes, and then….. . . WE MISSED!
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Some joys are better expressed in silence, as a smile holds more meaning then laughter. I asked myself if I enjoyed meeting YOU in my life… I JUST SMILED
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(><) /|
( ‘o’) / |
(,,,,) / |
= = c <; ))))><
NICE Friends are hard to fish….. I’m glad I caught you…. Stay NICE TO ME or else.. I’ll fry you…
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Ansu tere nikle… to ankhen meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke… to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
Baap tu bane… to mehnat meri ho !!!
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May God give a friend like you to everyone….

….
….
….
Why should I suffer alone.
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The ***** may not revolve around you but other people’s lives do. Take care of yourself for a lot of people consider YOU their light… KEEP SHINING!
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There is a major penis transplant operation waiting to begin but can’t start coz the f**king donor is reading this text….
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If I’m in hell & u in heaven, I’ll always look up & b proud of U. But if I were in heaven & U in hell, I’ll beg God 2 send me down coz heaven won’t b heaven without U !!
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If kisses were water, I’ll give u sea.

If hugs were leaves, I’ll give u a tree.

If u luv a planet, I’ll give u a galaxy,

If friendship is life, I’ll give u mine !!
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Life is 4 u, Death is 4 me…

Being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me…

Being 2gether is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me…

Everything is 4 u, But u r 4 me!!
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1 day u’ll b surprised 2c me beside u.
u & me laughing,
u & me crying,
u & me dreaming,
u & me holding on,
u & me…
..just u & me sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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Whats wrong with ur cell? Tried calling lotta times. Everytime I dail ur number the operator say -”The subscriber u r calling is a monkey. Plz call the Zoo for details”.
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no visits…

no calls…

no sms’s…

no letters…

no missed calls…

I’m worried…

R u in jail again?
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JAAN is alwayz on-line.
ZINDAGI is 2b lived.
DIL is 2b given.
PYAR is 2b shared.
GHAM is 2b fought.
KUSHI is 2b achieved.
DUSHMANI i forgot coz of the ‘DOSTI’ we Got!!
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Without ME, I know U wud stil b cmplete,
Without ME, U can go on,
Without ME, U can stil live your life.
but I wish U wil remember dat somehow,
some1 cared 4 U & will care 4 U truly. . . ME!!!
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Ur smile can be compared with Flowers,
Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo,
Ur innocence can b compared with a baby,
but in foolishness… You’ve got no comparisons
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Wen I send u msgs it doesnt mean u have 2 do da same… U can also send cash, fruits, tea, petrol, pizza, chicken, noodles and other GIFTS……. so start TODAY!!!!!
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True friendship starts the moment one person says to another, ‘What? You too? I thought I was the only one!
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Some people r Worth 2b Thrwon, Some r Good 2Keep, Some r 2b Treasured
4ever, and i Think ur one 2b Thrown…… in the Treasure Box 2b kept
4EVER!!!
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Dreams r2b 4goten
reality to b lived.
desires 2b fulfilled
& destiny 2b reached.
where it began.
where will it end.
friends from da start.
friends til da end!
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Love starts wit a smile, grows wit a kiss & ends wit a tear. But Friendship starts wit eyes, grows wit understanding & ends wit death.
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(( ))
>”-”-
,,.
(‘v’)
(( ))
>”-”-

,,.
((‘v’))
>”-”-
,,.
(‘v’)
(( ))
>”-”-
Just checking if u r OK there!
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()”. .”()
( , o )
(_3#_) Wat u
doing??
()”"..()
(“”( ,o)
( #_) Let me
see…
()”. .”()
( (“”) )
( v #_) Aaila!
Thinking of me?
Choo shweeet!
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bas kya yehi tak hai saath humara,
intezar karte rahenge hum tumhara,
ki kab hogi is kambhakt mobile mein roshini,
aur kab aayega message tumhara.
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Iss duniya mein bewafaaon ki koi kami nahi… Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo… aata hai USHA ke saath, rahta hai KIRAN ke saath aur jata hai SANDHYA ke saath.
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“FU.CK YOU”
F=Flowers 4 U
U=Unlimited Love 4 U
C= Chocolates not Sweeter than U
K= Kill Myself 4 U

YOU=U Always on My Mind

So again “FU.CK YOU”
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Ram ne dhanush toda to Sita daudi chali aayi ….
Krishna ne Bansuri bajai to Radha bhag ke chali aayi ….
Aur hamne sirf ” Seeti ” bajai to WOH baap ko bula layi .
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Dosti karo College wali se …
Pyaar karo office wali se ….
Program karo pados wali se …
Aankh ladao saali se …
Love karo dil wali se….
Aur maar khao GHARWALI se.
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Us pyari si surat ka,
phir ek bar didar de,
tadap rahe hain hu yahan,
ab aur na intezar de,
awaaz mat sunana aye zalim magar,
ek SMS kar de yaar.
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Promise me that WE are True Friendz…
I’m Lamp, U are Light.
I’m Coke, U are Sprite.
I’m Saawan, U are Baadal.
I’m Normal, U are Paagal.
I’m Water, U are Tanki.
I’m TARZAN, U are MONKEY
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,,
(“,)/ OYE KITTHE
<)) HAI TU YAR
./L

,,
(,”) pata kinna
<)(>!miss kitaa
./ l. tennu???

INNNNA ,,
,_____(“,)_____,
))
./ l.

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If ever in ur life ur sad & lonely & feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 a walk on a bridge & show u where to jump!
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Good Night

Sleep tight

Sweet Dreams

For what are you pressing? that’s all! Lorie bhi sunau kya? now go2 sleep!
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Abe hawa ke jhonke.. aankh ki batti bhuja..light ka meter band kar..aur ankhon ke parde jhuka..chal so ja..bole to.. GOOD NIGHT..
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2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would always beat 4 u. U know whose??? >>YOUR OWN<<
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I’m getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few people will be invited. Don’t bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME !
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho….. Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho….. Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho….. Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ?
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Gandhiji bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi, aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai…. pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.
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I have bought new camera, So please smile….. Click !….. Sorry bhoot ka photo nahin aata.
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I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, Its kinda hard for me to forget u. Every night u appear in my dreams…. And I find my self shouting….. BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
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Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz… Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
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Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i just did….
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God saw u hungry, he created Domino’s pizza. He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw u in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !
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Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha… Aur Bola… Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
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News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
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U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I’m the one who is spreading these rumors.
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Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy. Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !
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Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to….. Throw ur mobile.
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If u hide, i’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i’ll search 4 u. If u’ll leave, i’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i’ll kill you.
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Beta bola “papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai”. Papa bole, “Nahi bete, abhi nahi”. “Papa kyon ?” ………. “Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai”
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Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer!
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Recent studies have revealed that idiots use their thumbs to scroll through their text messages. Don’t change to your finger…. it’s too late…. idiot !
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Heartbeats are countless ….

Spirits are ageless ….

Dreams are endless…..

Memories are timeless….

A friend like you …….

Shameless!!!

OOooopppppsss….!!!!!
Sorry ….
.
.
.
.
.
.
PRICELESS !!!
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If u wanna know how mich I miss u, try 2 catch rain drops, the 1 u catch is how much u miss me & the 1’s u miss is how much I miss u.
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A frend is a book wid only 1 copy published. U r 1 of d best books ever written. A masterpiece worth readin’ a million times.. & 2b kept 4ever.
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100 bewafa kabul hai ek wafa k liye..
100 aansu kabul hai apki ek hasi k liye,
hum to mohtaj hai apke pyaar k..
100 dushman kabul hai apki ek dosti k liye..
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Deep friendship… is like a rainbow, when perfect amount of Happiness and tears r mixed. the result is a colorful bridge between two hearts!!!
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Socha tha har mod pe tumhara intezaar karenge, par kambakt sadak hi seedhi nikli
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Kabhi badli hui takdir najar aati hai, yaadon ki bas ek janjeer najar aati hai, pade bhi tou kya pade yaar- mujhe mobile mein bhi teri tasveer nazar aati hai
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If

U

Forget ME

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31 32

I’ll Break All Ur Teeth!

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Remember 2 remember me,
4get 2 4 get me,
Even if u remember 2 4get me,
I will not 4get 2 remember U!!
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I sent my cares 2 the wind & asked it 2 pass it 2 u.. So wen u feel the breeze against ur face, its me saying “Take Care & Keep Smiling”.
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Give 1
English
word
for..
“Apne kiye
pe pani
pher
dena”

…?

….??

…..???

……????

…….?????

“‘l____”FLUSH”
-t”"”"”‘)
`/__(
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I have a little angel flying around me with a hammer…
Each person he hits gets a litle bit of my love…
I hope he beats the Hell out of U…GdNite
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4 types of women having sex-
1.Asthmatic=ah..aahh..ah..ahh
2.Obedient=yes..oh..yes..ah..yes
3.Greedy=more..more..pls
4.Religious=oh god..oh..oh..god
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GOLDEN FACTS OF LIFE-
Wen some1 luvs u, u dont realise it.
Wen u realise it, its 2 late.
U always luv d 1 who leaves u & leave d 1 who luvs u.
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Always be happy, always smile.. not b;coz Life is Full of Reasons 2 Smile.. But b’coz ur smile itself is a reason 4 many others 2 smile…
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CLASSIC WORDS 4 A FREND-
“Be wat u are & say wat u feel coz those who mind dont matter & those who matter dont mind”
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l
lCalling.
l
l
l
lCalling..
l
l
l
lCalling…
l
l
l
l 1
l missed
l call
Its
just a
missed call,
reminding
dat

some1
is missing u very much
TAKE CARE.
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Jab jab aapse milne ki umeed nazar aayi…
mere paav mein zanjir nazar aayi..
gir pade aansu aankh se…
aur har ek aansu mein aapki taswir nazar aayi.
———–

I have made so many mistakes in my life.. but something that I did right is 2 have u as a friend & I definately won’t make another mistake of loosing a friend like u.
———–

Aapko miss karna..
roz ki baat hai.
Yaad karna..
aadat ki baat hai.
Aap se duur rehna..
kismat ki baat hai.
Magar aap ko jhelna..
himmat ki baat hai.
———–

A frend is 1 who lends u..

Pen in Skool

Notes in Highskool

Bike in College

Girlfriend in University

& Wife after Marriage!

R U MY FREND? Plsreply, I’m waiting…
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Dua karte hai hum sar jukaye..
Aye dost tu apni manzil ko paaye..
Agar kabhi teri raho mein andhera aaye…
Roshni ke liye Khuda hum ko jalaye…
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This ***** is full of people but those who care are rare. The finest of the few is u & its nice 2 know u are there.
———–

True Friends never leave each other… True Friends never part… They just sometimes sit silently… Deep within each other’s heart saying “I’m still here”.
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I wish a wish 4 u, is d wish I wish 4 few, I wish a wish 4 u, That all ur wishes come true…
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=====@>:=====
It a Friendship band… I know u can tie it… But plz keep it wit u alwayz.. Coz it’ll remind u that some1 somehow is ties with u…
———

Dogs bark just like u…
Cats mew just like u…
Devil looks just like u…
Dekho meri sharafat..
Still I like U!
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Khuda ki rusvayi se sab darte hai…
Pyaar karne wale tanhayi se darte hai…
Aur hum aap ki judaai se darte hai…
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You are an
I.D.I.O.T.

I=Intelligent
D=Decent
I=Impressive
O=Optimistic
T=Talented

R u smiling now??
* YOU IDIOT *
————

Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha.. “tum mein aur mujh mein kya fark hai?”
Insaan bola: “Tum daal par uchhalte ho.. hum daal kar uchhalte hain”
———–

Dil ke rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hai..
duur reh kar bhi kareeb hote hai…
jo log aapko roz dekhte ahi..
woh log kitne khushnaseeb hote hai..
———-

Hi! I’m dying 2 see u. I want 2 meet u. I want 2 talk 2 u seriously… But what 2 do?? This stupid gatekeeper is asking me 2 ticket enter the ZOO…
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I have a little angel flying around me with a hammer… Each person he hits gets a little bit of my love… I hope he beats the hell out of u… GudNite!
———-

Milk duz the body gud, but damm how much did u drink :S
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How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there? ……two, but they’re dating each other
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The only driving you’ve done all day is driving me crazy.
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You say you hate me,And i know that it is true,But why cant i stop thinking of you
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i have u in my heart i have u in my liver if i had u in my arms i’d throw u in da river
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Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
Life is short
so PARTY we must
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ChEeRlEaDeR(n.) : An AtHlEtE wHo CaN jUmP, kICk, ToSs, CaTcH, sTuNt, tUmBlE, aNd FlY
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i cRiEd tOdAy.. nOt bEaCaUsE i mIsS u.. oR eVeN wAnTeD u bUt bEcAuSe i fInAlLy rEaLiZeD iM gOnNa b AlRiTe wItH oUt u
———-

Today i came upon an angel,
i tapped him on the shoulder,
he turned around and it was you
———-

Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that’s all we’ll ever be?
———-

When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you. When i first talked to
you I was afraid to like you. When i first liked you i was afarid to love
you. Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you
———-

Last night I looked up at the stars
And matched each one with a reason why I love you
I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars
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I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my
prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you
kissed me good night
———–

A MiLLi0n WoRDs Would Not Bring You Back, I Kn0w, BecauseI’ve Tried.
Neither Would A Million TeaRs. I Know, BeCause I’ve Cried
————

A MeMoRy LaStS 4eVeR NeVeR DoEs it DiE. TrUe FrieNdS StAy toGeThEr AnD
NeVer SaY GoOdByE
————

100 memories, 200 jokes, 300 great times, 400 secrets
1 reason ….. BESTFRIENDS
———–

iF YoU LiVe 2 bE 100 ..
i WaNNa LiVe 2 bE 100 – MiNuS – 1
So i WoN’T HaVe 2 LiVe a DaY
WiThOuT YoU
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I asked God for a flower he gave me a garden
I asked for a tree he gave me a forest
I asked for a river he gave me an ocean
I asked for a friend he gave me you
———–

Your village just called, they r missing their idiot
—————

A WIFE is like a computer…
She will “ENTER” ur life
“SAVE” u in her heart
“FORMAT” ur brain
“EDIT” ur life
And then “DELETE” u from ur money!!
—————

Khushiyan ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
tunhari Holi ho ekdum number 1,
aur aap karo whole day fun!
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SHARAB piyo to aankhe laal,
MEHENDI lago to haath laal,
KISS karo to lips laal,
LADKI ko chheda to gaal laa,
Aur bach qaye to jiyo mere laal!!!
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Red

Blue

Orange

Green

Yellow

White

Pink

All colours r dying 2 touch ur face. Wishing u HAPPY HOLI!

—————

Laal gulabi rang hai,
jhoom raha sansar,
Suraj ki kirne khushiyon ki bahaar,
mubarak ho tumhe Holi ka tyohaar.
—————

Love da 1 who cares 4 U,
care da 1 who shares with U,
share with 1 who knows U,
know da 1 who meets U,
meet da 1 who is made 4 U.
—————

To hear what is unspoken,
To see what is unseen,
To feel without even touching,
is a miracle called “FRIEND”
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Aaj ke baad mujhe phone bhi mat karna,
mujhe yaah bhi mat karna,
milne ki koshish bhi mar karna,
KYUNKI DR. NE MUJHE PAAGALO SE DUUR REHNEY KO KAHA HAI
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Main marr jau to mera jism jala dena,
lekin uss me se dil mikal lena,
mujhe parvah nahi dil jal jane ki,
mujhe parvah hai uss mein rehnywalo ki..
———–

The true measure of a man is how he treats some1 can do him absolutely no gud.
————–

Friends are like shoes,
some loose & some tight,
some fit & just right,
They help us 2 walk through life,
Thanks 4 being of my size!
—————-

Zindagi hai rishtey banaaney ke liye,
hum apni hasti mitadey issey nibhaney ke liye,
aapse milne ka to naseeb nahi,
lo sms kiya apni yaad dilaney ke liye
——————-

Time might lead me nowhere & fate might break me in2 pieces, but I will always be THANKFUL that… Once in my life’s journey u became my friend.
——————

Remember 2 remember me,
forget 2 foget me,
Even if u remember 2 forget me,
I’ll not forget 2 remember U!
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Zindagi tere bin adhuri hai,
na jane kyun tere-mere beech yeh doori hai,
sochta hoon kabhi bhuladu tujhko,
par teri ek muskurahat meri kamzori hai
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#_# #
#”’# #

(o)(o)
(.__.)

(o)(_)
(.__.)

(_)(o)
(.__.)

(_)(_)
(.__.)

(o)(o)
(.__.)

Nothing…

Just a mischievous little HELLO! Have a gr8 day…
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Thokar lage tenu v kisi de pyar wali,
Tad pyar mere da tenu ehsaas hove.
Tad tu maange dil sada,
Par tere aakhan aage sadi laash hove.
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Savera kya hua, sitaro ko bhul gaye.
Suraj kya aaya, chaand ko bhul gaye.
Guzre kya kuch pal humare bina,
Aap hume hi bhool gaye.
——————

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Chand lamho mein daaman chod jayega.
Abhi waqt hai do baatein kar lo humse,
Kya pata kal kaun teri zindagi me aa jayega.
——————-

Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai.
Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
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Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai,
Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai,
Kitne khade hai raho pe,
Phir bhi dil ko usi ki chahat kyu hai.
—————–

Jaruri nahi dosto me baat hoti rahe,
Jaruri nahi ki dosto me mulakat hoti rahe.
Jaruri hai bas dost jaha bhi rahe
use hamari yaad aati rahe.
—————-

Jinki yaad mein hum dewane ho gaye,
Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye.
Shayad unhe talash hai ab naye dost ki,
Kyunki unki nazar me ab hum purane ho gaye.
—————-

Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai,
Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb rota hai,
Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare?.
—————

Ishq ke rishte kitne ajib hote hai?.
Durr rehke bhi kitne karib hote hai,
Meri barbadi ka gum na karo yaro,
Ye to apne apne nasib hote hai?..
————-

Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai?..
————-

Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai?.


more jokes and SMS’s

March 27, 2007

Best ever!

if someone asks me if ur good…ill say ur not…if they say ur better …ill say ur not…why shud i say ur good or better coz ur the best i ever had…

Untill tommorow

How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time … it’s because I know … that you aren’t back until tomorrow05 Mar 2004

I Love You!

A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will. u’ve filled a space no one can fill!

Fun Messages

You are Chinese

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

Love me?

Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again? ?

3 wonders of a woman

The 3 wonders of a woman

1)Gives milk without eating grass

2)gets wet without water

3)Bleeds for a week without going 2 die.

The more – The Less

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

laugh again!!!!

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

Woman charges

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $$$ per minute.

Butt Cheek -

What did one butt cheek say to the other cheek? ‘If we stick together we can stop this shit!

Robbery Now

Robbery Now! Raise ur hands! women stand @ right, men left! half-man-half-woman centre! HEY U! yes u! stand centre! don’t pretend looking @ the handphone!

Remind me

Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don’t forget.

Moon is beautiful

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful… I look at you.. I.. I… I’d rather look at the moon again.. ;)

More Gas -

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Not reachable -

Hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin “THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER”

Good Bra -

A good friend is like a good bra… hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!

Why dosen’t it rain?

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

Why dosen’t it rain?

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

Please help me!

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me “possession of good looks”.i’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

The Call -

A girl called me & said “Come no over, nobody is home”. I went over. Nobody was home

The missing cat

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

The little thing

1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, ‘HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?

No Santa! -

I can’t hide this from u anymore i really don’t wanna hurt u but i feel it’s beter i tell u b4 u hear it from sum1 else im really sorry but there’s no santa!

Read Backwords -

Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!

I’m Drunk

Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

Men and problems -

MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

My apologies -

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

Help Me! -

The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking… So where are you gonna hide Me?

You Fool …

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

No Brains…. -

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait….Searching….searching…still searching….sorry,NO BRAIN found…!

Birdy Poem …

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!

The moment

I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I’d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

Love is BAD!!!!

Luv is a basta** it can treat u lik dirt Theres always a risk of u getting hurt.Luv is restless & luv is a flirt.Luv has places to go and people to hurt.

I Love You!

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you .. I love you

Best friend ..

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

Looking 4 …..

I’m lukin 4 a word. I’m lukin 4 a whole new word. I’m lukin 4 a word. I’m lukin 4 a word dat nobody knows. I’m lukin 4 a word. I’m lukin 4 a word dat says…dat you are the best !!!

Me or your life?

One day u’ll ask me: “whats more important to u- me or ur life?” ill say “my life” and u’ll go and leave without even knowing that u are my life.

Golden Star

If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you

My angel…

I asked an angel 2 watch over u, but she back sooner than expected!i asked y?She said “an angel doesnt need 2 watch over an angel!

Dont want 2 Miss u

If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don’t have to live a day without you…

You are angel

I asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden.I ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean.I asked God 4 an angel &he gave me u

My thoughts

By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you

Scared to loose you

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

I’m very Rich !

I opened my purse and found it empty.i reached in 2 my pocket and found a few coins then i searched my heart and found u!dats wen i realised how rich i am

Love Forever

Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx

How can you …

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?

10000 ways -

10000 words 1 cud say.10000 wishes 1 cud pray.10000 miles legs cud walk.10000 sounds a mouth cud talk.10000 times ill b true.10000 ways 2 say i luv u!

Me & You! -

It takes 2 to tango.2 to kiss.2 to talk & remenisce.so many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & u!

When I met you…

True luv is hard 2 find.Special 1-1 of a kind.But the luv inside of me is true.It appeared the day i met you!

What is Love?

LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!

Falling in love…

You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!

You are the one..

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can’t go on. Can’t you see, that you are the only one for me?

My lover

Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won’t 4ever be in style, but having U as my ‘lover’ is worthwhile ….

Moving Sutra …

Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.

I miss you …

U mUz bE tiReD cOz u haF bEEn runNinG thrU mY miNd, u gOttA bE a thiEf coZ u haF stOleN My hEaRt n i muZ haF BeEn a bAd shOotEr CoZ i kEep miSSing u…

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ..

Luv not 1, Luv not 2 Luv d 1 who luvs u true, Luv not 3, Luv not 4
Luv d 1 who luvs u more Luv not 5, Luv not 6 Luv d 1 who really sticks,Luv not 7, Luv not 8 Luv d 1 who really waits…

The Spaces …

The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person’s fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..

Fate …

Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life… I £ove You…

Never ending circle

If you love someone, put their name in a circle instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever.

Wont let you go

I know its wrong 4 me 2 fall 4 u,but i cant get through it & if choosing right means letting u go…then let me be wrong 4ever…

Except you … -

I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new… I’d give up everything… except U…

Sun & Moon -

Everyone wants 2 b the sun dat lights up your life.But I’d rather b ur moon,so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn’t around.

Everything …

U promsd 2 tke cre of me bt u hrt me, u promsd me 2 brng me joy bt u brought me tears, u promisd me ur luv bt u gave me PAIN….ME? i promised u Nothing but i gave you EVERYTHING!!!!

I Miss You !

I don’t wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don’t wanna see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you

Always on my mind…

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you’re always on my mind!

Three things …

I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.
i love the ‘y’
i love the ‘u’
i love the ‘o’
put them together
and i love ‘you’

It’s me!

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

Most beautiful…

If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.

Maths …

During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!

Can u see me?

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

In love ..

You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me

I Found you …

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,’cause I did it and I found you.

One for me!!

You’re eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There’s one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

Deaf …

It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you…………………. What do you say?

Who dares wins :)

I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!

UIR Horny

Roses are red.voilets are corny.when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

Smile please …

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

You are …

Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you’re the bomb! Your daddy must have been a hunter because you’re a fox!

Listed -

I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed

When to visit?

If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?

Been to moon?

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there

Maths …

Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!

Hello

The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO

You are angel

It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying ‘cus it lost its most beautiful angel!

What is love …

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?

Love

Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had.

How I do it …..

Press down……down more……ok……more……yes……ahh…….yes……almost there……yeah……oh shit……harder……so good! Yeah, that’s textual intercourse!

I asked Santa -

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry ’cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

Your Smile……..

Hey! Cutie… ..yes YOU! you’re smiling again Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE hey…… Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!

A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a
new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual
date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in
writing…
Deer sur,
If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass
I am not a good englis speaker.
This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint
your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time
lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. I tolded
I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to
give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He
said I to go to the lady clerk.
At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally
with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun. Anyway I thanked the
station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth
of my sun.
Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.
I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint
first. I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement.
May God blast you!”
Yours awfully,
RAMKHILAWAN YADAV


some of my favourite SMS’s

March 27, 2007

I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming.
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all!
Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!…
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. one heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. your Own Stupid!!!
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN.
Abracadabra.. Nope, ur still ugly!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense…………??
Tell you later……..
2 cows in a field. 1 cow says ‘Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?’ T oTr thinks & replies ‘Yep but it doesn’t affect us rabbits.’
Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice….

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet people r really hard 2 find..My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!

Sincere Apology:
If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.

Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about yours?

bus nazron se dekh liya hota,
bus nazron se dekh liya hota,
agar tamanna thi daraane ki,
hum yun hi behosh ho jate,
kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki……………
2
Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi,
jis ko aankh maari thi
Woh sendal kitni bhaari thi,
jo us ney sar per maari thi
3
Tumko dekha…. !!
tumko dekha….to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
4
Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi….
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
5
Uss ne mere dil mei jgah to bna li,
mane b uski tasvir apne dil mei sakali,
wo mujse aise hi ruth gye,
fir maine b uski dusri behan fassa li.
6
Aahat se koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho
Hawa agar leharaye to lagta hai ki tum ho
Ab tum hi batao kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho??
7
Kabhi kehtey they dost hamarey
Ki jaan bhi maango to haazir hai
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehtey hai
Aur maango toh inkaar kartey hai
8
Baandh le 2-4 botal kafan mein
Kabar me baith ke piya karenge
Jab mangega uparvala hisaab gunahon ka
1-2 peg usey bhi diya karenge
9
Jara apne chehare se julfe to haton jaani
Jara apne chehare se julfe to haton jaani
Hum bhi to dekhe tumahri daanyi aankh kaani ya baanyi aankh kaani
10
Suraj Hua Madham,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha,
zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai !