1.When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them… they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!
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That much HOW I NEED U,I THINK BOUT U, n I LOVE U…!!!
n HOPE U FEEL THE SAME…!!!
3.Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U…..Not bcoz they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice….!!!**Good morning**
4.Hum aapke ghar zaroor aayenge,Har pal aayenge,Har waqt aayenge,Har ghante aayenge,Din-raat aayenge,Aur ghanti bajakar bhaag jayenge….
5.1-4-3 Numerically saying I Miss You but what if I ask u 2-3-4-2-3 same as Do You miss me too hope u answer me 3-1-2 Yes I Do….
6.Never blame a day in ur life…Good Days Give u happiness..Bad days give u Experience…Both are essential in life…!!! All are Gods blessings!!!…Have a nice day..
7.Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega,MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega….Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega…
8.Mausam ki nazakat hai,Hasraton ne pukara hai..Kaise kahe ki kitna miss karte hain Aap ko,Yeh SMS usi yaad ka ek ishara hai.
9.If a smile could be a rain drop i would wish that it keeps raining throughout ur life so that there may be no place for tears in ur life.
10.Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log ruk-2 ke karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!
1.kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?
2.aansu mein naa dhundhna hame,hum tumhe aankhon mein mil jaayenge,tamanna ho agar milne ki to band aankhon se bhi nazar aaenge.
3.Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi…!!!will make u smile …Good Morning….
4.Hey listen….two people were asking me about u, I gave them ur address and cell no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r Joy n Happiness.
5.Without ur SMS days are like- MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!!!
6.I wish Moon always be full & bright and U always be cool & right.Whenever U go to switch off the light,Remember that I m wishing U Good Night…!!!!
7.If U like me ya hate me both is advantageous & beneficial to me!!!Bcoz if u like me Ill be in ur heart & if U hate me Ill be in ur mind….
8.Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot…. Good Morning..
9.Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,Teri har baato par aitbar karenge. Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge…
10.U r the reason why I have sleepless nihgts,U r the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.U r the reason I cant sleep without saying Good Night…..
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Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.Hum to na ishq karte hain,Na mohobbat karte hain bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!.
Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le chai, then call me up and say HI
Government of INDIA has introduced a new rule…Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha KUCH NAHI TUMAHRI SHAKAL YAAD AAGAYI
Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge….
Night is longer than day for those who DREAM,
and day is longer than night for those who make their
DREAMS COME TRUE….
Wish you Good Night and Sweet Dreams!
SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY….Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You…..Have A wonderful day….
How Much Love In Your Heart….? CHOOOOOSE… 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer) Regards !!!!!
My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
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_o/’ Pleasant
‘l Morning!
./L
CHEER up and REJOICE
Coz every new day brings new Life….
new blessings….
new hope!
Have a nice day! GUD-MORNING!
If i could pull down the rainbow,
i would write ur name on it and put
it back in the sky 2 let everybody know how
colourful my life is with a frd like u.
Khush to bahu hoge tum ki forward karne k liye ek SMS mil gaya..!! magar ab kya karoge jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…!!! ha..ha..ha
A friend is never a coincidence in your life they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us…
The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward…….. BEST WISHES
A Morning is a wonderful blessing,Either stormy or Sunny,It stands for hope,Giving us another start of what we call ……GooD MoRnInG….have A nice dAy.
Hi Good Morning…!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein teri tasvir nazar aati hai,Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai…
Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing….
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The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated…
hearts change,i know they do… but this heart will always belong to u…hearts hurt, i know they do… but this heart hurts more without you….
I opened my wallet And find it empty, Reach in my pocket And found few coins, Search my heart & found U n Our friendship, Then I realized How rich I am ..
I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But…Take… 3 Seconds to think of me
1… …
2… …
3………………
So Sweet. now continue ur work..
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: “HIJKLMNO”!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
SAMMY: You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet.
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don’t bite any.
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
ELLEN: I is …
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, “I am.”
ELLEN: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
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