I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming.
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all!
Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!…
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. one heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. your Own Stupid!!!
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN.
Abracadabra.. Nope, ur still ugly!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense…………??
Tell you later……..
2 cows in a field. 1 cow says ‘Hv U hrd about ths mad cow disease?’ T oTr thinks & replies ‘Yep but it doesn’t affect us rabbits.’
Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice….
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet people r really hard 2 find..My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!
Sincere Apology:
If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!
Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.
Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about yours?
bus nazron se dekh liya hota,
bus nazron se dekh liya hota,
agar tamanna thi daraane ki,
hum yun hi behosh ho jate,
kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki……………
2
Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi,
jis ko aankh maari thi
Woh sendal kitni bhaari thi,
jo us ney sar per maari thi
3
Tumko dekha…. !!
tumko dekha….to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
4
Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi….
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
5
Uss ne mere dil mei jgah to bna li,
mane b uski tasvir apne dil mei sakali,
wo mujse aise hi ruth gye,
fir maine b uski dusri behan fassa li.
6
Aahat se koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho
Hawa agar leharaye to lagta hai ki tum ho
Ab tum hi batao kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho??
7
Kabhi kehtey they dost hamarey
Ki jaan bhi maango to haazir hai
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehtey hai
Aur maango toh inkaar kartey hai
8
Baandh le 2-4 botal kafan mein
Kabar me baith ke piya karenge
Jab mangega uparvala hisaab gunahon ka
1-2 peg usey bhi diya karenge
9
Jara apne chehare se julfe to haton jaani
Jara apne chehare se julfe to haton jaani
Hum bhi to dekhe tumahri daanyi aankh kaani ya baanyi aankh kaani
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Suraj Hua Madham,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha,
zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai !
